stop saying i can’t even and start saying i can even
believe in urself
is that a lawn mower flying
no, it’s a lawn mower following it’s dreams
(via thetowndrugdealer)
THERE ARE TEARS IN MY EYES
ive reblogged this like 18 times idk why I just laugh harder and harder the more I watch it
(via ayeteam)
My mother texted me saying dinner was on the stove. She never cooks so it was a nice suprise.When I got home after work I saw a pot on the stove,thinking it was pasta I quickly opened it. Inside there was a Mcdonalds bags… I knew it was too good to be true, atleast I got some nuggets.
(via thetowndrugdealer)
Lucy Pevensie meets the Doctor.
HOLY SHIT
A+++ PHOTOSET.
(Source: thracekara, via this-is-a-username-ish)
Reblog if your boobs glow in the dark.
mine go ding when there’s stuff
(Source: imjust-thatawkward, via this-is-a-username-ish)
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:
my life is a lie.
“I used to be and adventurer like you, but then I got married.”
IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE.
(via thetowndrugdealer)
Meanwhile, in the back of a pizza shop.
HOLY SHITBALLS
(via dumbledora-the-explorer)
Well shit, now i have to go all the way back up to reblog it…
Actually, kind of made me feel better about myself
I cannot be the only one who read this in Lloyd Irving’s voice.
I LOVE YOU
(Source: tic-tac-scented-tree, via thetowndrugdealer)
